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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}

{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}

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