{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"fact":"A female cat will be pregnant for approximately 9 weeks or between 62 and 65 days from conception to delivery.","length":110}
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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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